NO PIZZA TONIGHT, BABY

This is a classic ....a keeper, if you will. We had a new guy come into town today to serve at our school. So, we all walk downtown to this pizza place we've seen with two big outdoor terraces. We have 5 people, a baby and a dog, so we are selective about our seat and we finally find one. We are craving pizza and lemonade so we order drinks. All well... so far. We ask for the pizza menu (because the one we have is only Romanian food) and the waitress says, "Oh, you have to eat on that side of the terrace to order pizza." We ask, "Isn't it all one resturant?" She answers, "Yes." So, she adds, "you can take your drinks there if you pay me for them and then order pizza." I explain there were no free tables on that side of the porch. She tells me, "Then you won't be ordering pizza." So, we had Romanian food.